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Bionics Blog Tour: Alicia Michaels On The Writer’s Process

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It’s no secret that readers LOVE series’. A standalone is all fine and good, but nothing makes me happier as a reader to be able to follow characters from book to book. It’s like catching up with old friends, and there’s comfort in the knowledge that even when one book ends, the story isn’t really over. There will be another book, and maybe another, and your love affair with the fictional people you care about can last just a little bit longer.

As a writer, I love series’ just as much because I invest so much time and care into my characters that it’s difficult for me to say good-bye to them as well. On the flip side, writing a series is a time consuming process that takes a lot of forethought and planning … two things I’ll admit I’m not always good at. As a pantser (for those who don’t know a pantser is a writer who literally writes by the seat of their pants and just lets things happen), I tend to be impulsive. I’ll often start the first book in a series without giving any thought to what the goal is by the end of the last book. I know some of my friends who are plotters (people who outline everything before writing) are cringing as they read this, but we all have our process. I envy people who can plot because they seem to have their stuff together. Meanwhile, I’m chasing wayward characters across the pages and trying to make them behave. Sometimes, though, they like to do their own thing. Of course, every action causes a reaction, which means there are consequences.

However, for me, that’s the fun part. Being a person who doesn’t plot or plan means I can let the characters have their say and do what feels true to them. In that way, I find myself writing toward an ending I never saw coming … and as I always say, if I don’t see it coming, neither will the readers. It’s why, I think, I’ve been able to create so many huge, twisty moments in the Bionics Series; because I don’t allow myself to be confined to a set plotline or idea.

Yes, writing a series does take some planning. There is a basic framework that includes setting (where does your story take place?), characters (who’s in the story), how many books will there be in your series (sometimes this can change, especially if you’re flexible and don’t try to cram too much into one book or stretch them out into too many). All of these things are important, but the awesome thing about fiction is that there are no rules other than the ones you set … and as the author you reserve the right to change them at will. When you look at it that way … well, the possibilities for development are literally endless.

The Bionics Series by Alicia Michaels

THE BIONICS SERIES by Alicia Michaels

New Adult Dystopian Romance 
(Mature Content)
Published through: Crimson Tree Publishing
(The Adult Imprint of Clean teen Publishing.)

The year is 4010.



Nuclear war and the wasteful nature of humans have all but destroyed the United States. A new government regime rules the day with strict laws, rationed food, and careful control. When those injured in the nuclear blasts that rocked many of the nations largest cities are offered another chance by the Restoration Project, how could they refuse?

Little do they know that the robotic additions to their body will paint targets on their backs once the government decides that they are dangerous. At the forefront of the resistance is a girl with a bionic eye, Blythe Sol, who wants nothing more than to be a normal girl. Blythe has yet to realize that normal will never exist again for her, or anyone else.

The Revolution has begun…

The Bionics (Book 1) 



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(New Adult or YA Mature) 

Most nineteen year-old girls are thinking about college, stretching the wings of newfound adulthood, and boys. Well, I’ll probably never go to college and all my dreams of the future are gone. I’ve been an adult for much longer than I should have been and my girlhood was stolen the minute the North Koreans dropped their nukes over the United States. As for boys … well, that’s pretty much out of the question now, too. My love life is too messy to even talk about.
I have nothing.
Except, maybe, my cause, my mission, The Resistance. It is the hope I have to cling to, I am counting on it to pave the way to my future. As things heat up and the terrorist sect known as The Rejects make themselves known opponents of society in this war, the choice to be on the side of good is harder than ever. My friends are broken; Olivia is a shell of her former self and Jenica is barely hanging on. Dax and Gage … well, we’re not talking about my love life, remember? 
The Rejects, the government, President Drummond; they are pressing in on us from all sides and the weight is tremendous. Still, when given the choice to crumble or stand, I’d rather stand. Times are dark, but we are here, a rebellion, a whisper in the dark, a spark that lights the flames of change.

Titanium (Book 2) 
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Secrets (Book 3) 



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NEW RELEASE:
SPARK (Book 4) 
(New Adult or YA Mature)

EXCERPT FROM THE BIONICS:

“I wish that I had died that day,” I admit, unable to look away from his gaze no matter how much my mind tells me that I need to. “I wish that all the time.”
He inches closer to me on the bed. “Is it really so bad? Professor Hinkley gave you and the others a second chance at life. It’s not fair that the government has decided you and others like you pose a threat.” 
I think about a news broadcast I saw a couple of weeks ago, showing a surveillance video of a man with an arm identical to mine smashing in the window of someone’s car and beating them to a bloody pulp for no reason, before pulling a limp body from the driver’s seat and driving off in the stolen vehicle. Of course the thief was found and immediately executed; no trail, no jury, no questions asked. 
“Some of us are dangerous,” I answer, and of course, it’s the truth. 
“Some people are dangerous,” he insists. “Bionics are still people….just modified.” 
“Right now your blood pressure is 124/90, your heart rate is an elevated 70 beats per minute; not bad, but still high for a healthy male that I assume is athletic. You have a tattoo on your left arm of an eagle, and a fractured rib.” 
“That is amazing.” 
I shrug. “It’s my eye. It is capable of reading a person’s body heat signature as well as their vital statistics. It allows me to pull away individual layers, such as clothing, skin, and muscle to expose what’s underneath. It’s how I knew about the rib.” 
I reach out with my bionic arm and poke the rib for emphasis, raising my eyebrows as he winces in pain. “Still think I’m human?” 
Gage reaches for my arm—my robotic arm—and grabs it by the hand. I can’t feel it, or his hand circling the wrist above it. His eyebrows wrinkle as he turns my arm over, inside facing up. He traces the inside of my arm, his fingers sliding over the cool metal and, for the first time since I woke up with that hunk of machinery on the other end of my elbow, I am wishing that I could feel the damn thing. 
“Cold,” he murmurs as he draws circles on the metal. His fingers stop on the inside of my elbow, on the line where the titanium ends and I begin. I hear his breath catch in his throat and another noisy swallow as the pad of his index finger slides over my skin. I gasp as he trails it up the inside of my arm, flesh now on flesh. The human contact that I’ve denied myself for years has left me sensitive to every touch, and I feel as if I’m being caressed for the first time. 
Of course Dax has held my hand from time to time; he’s even held me against him some nights when the nightmares get particularly bad until I fall back asleep. But he’s never touched me like this, and while I’m no virgin I certainly feel like one right now. A thousand emotions are exploding in me at one time and just as many sensations are following the path his finger traces up to my shoulder, pausing at the strap of my tank top. 
“Warm,” he says with a smile. “Only about….what…ten percent of you is metal. When I got past your elbow, I felt skin, blood flowing through veins, muscle, and…goose bumps?” 
He says that last bit with a smile, forcing me to look away in embarrassment. He holds his arm out toward me, pulling up the sleeve of his shirt and revealing a tanned arm sprinkled with light blond hair, which is standing on end. He leaves the sleeve above his elbow and holds his arm out in front of me. 
“See?” he says gently, his head way too close to mine, his breath brushing my cheek. “I have them too.” 
 

About Alicia Michaels:

Ever since she first read books like Chronicles of Narnia or Goosebumps, Alicia has been a lover of mind-bending fiction. Wherever imagination takes her, she is more than happy to call that place her home. The mother of two and wife to an Army sergeant loves chocolate, coffee, and of course good books. When not writing, you can usually find her with her nose in a book, shopping for shoes and fabulous jewelry, or spending time with her loving family.

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‘Death’s Dance’ Blog Tour – Dancing with Death: A Novel Idea

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Dancing with Death: A Novel Idea by: Crymsyn Hart

A few people have asked me, how I came up with the idea for Death’s Dance. The simple answer is I wrote to specifically for the publisher I’m with now, hoping it would get picked up by Seventh Star Press. And if it didn’t, well then I’d find another home for it. However, I was fortunate enough that I was accepted by Seventh Star. That being said, this is my first straight horror novel that I’ve written in years so it was a big move for me to go from romance to horror.

When I first thought about the idea of Death’s Dance I had the name of the book and the first scene which had been inspired by a dream. The dream was someone gazing into a mirror and seeing this black robed figure reaching out toward the woman in the dream. She was in a trance, being pulled toward the mirror and if she touched it something bad was going to happen. As she stared into the mirror behind the robed figure was a swirling mist and a large oak tree with nooses hanging from it.

The dream lingered long enough for me to write it down and it sat with me. It sat with me until I thought about it and my brain began to expand on it until it became the hatchings of a book. They say write what you know and I now psychics, ghosts, and a bit about the supernatural. So to make the main character easier for me to mesh with, I made her into a psychic medium like myself who can talk to ghosts. So it wasn’t difficult to make the stretch that she could have been involved in paranormal investigation television show and she wanted nothing to do with it anymore. But who was the robed figure in the glass? That was the question that plagued me the longest.

Another major character that appears within my other books the Angel of Death, the grim reaper. He started chattering in my mind about why not involving grim reapers in the mix. What is creepier than death? So that was who the grim reapers in the book were born. Of course stringing it all together was a little difficult. And I hadn’t read too many books involving the main characters being reapers so I went with the thread and followed the characters down the rabbit hole.

They lead me to Death’s Dance and what it was. I don’t outline as I write. I’ve tried, but it doesn’t work out too well. As I figured out the relationship of Death’s Dance, the town the book is named after, to the characters things came into view and I realized I had a book. What I wasn’t expecting was the relationship between the grim reaper and the main character that developed. But well that had to be explored and the more I learned about the reaper the more I knew that there was a much deeper connection that had to be explored.

As I fleshed out their connection, the book seemed to write itself. I got to the ending and realized that well there was more story to be told so the series was born. I took a month to edit Death’s Dance, wrote the book proposal for it which was a first for me so I actually had to outline the second and third books, along with a possible forth. Once that was done I sent in book one to the publisher and began waiting and waiting. However, while I waited I started writing the second book of the series called Death’s Revival. By the time I had finished the book I had realized I could spinoff another series from it. So I finished the first book in the new series. Then I had an acceptance, but I had also started book three and was halfway through it as well.

Once Seventh Star accepted me, I had to connect with the cover artist and wait on edits. My edits were not as bad as I thought so they took me a couple of weeks going over them to be sure. The cover art came in and I planned on the two interior pieces that the artist was doing as well. Once everything came together, and the book was done all I had to worry about was promoting. So book three got done while I waited for my release and well the rest is history. Publishing has been great and I’m happy to say I enjoyed the world of grim reapers because they are not as scary as everyone thinks.

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Author: Crymsyn Hart
Featured Book: Death’s Dance

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CrymsynHartAbout Crymsyn Hart: Crymsyn Hart is a national bestselling author of over seventy paranormal romance and horror novels. Her experiences as a psychic have given her a lot of material to use in her books. She currently resides in Charlotte, NC with her hubby and her three dogs. If she’s not writing, she’s curled up with the dogs watching a good horror movie or off with friends.

To find out more about Crymsyn Hart, please visit her website at www.ravynhart.com

 

 

DeathsDance1200X800Death’s Dance Book Synopsis: Being a psychic, you would think talking to the dead was a walk in the park. However, it’s not always that simple. The hooded specter haunting me is one I’ve been dreaming about since I was a kid. One day, he appeared in my bedroom mirror. Good. Evil. I don’t know what his true intentions are.
Enter Jackson, ghost hunting show host extraordinaire, and my ex, to save me from the big bad ghost.

From there…well…it’s been a world wind of complications. My house burnt down. I’m being stalked by an ancient evil and gotten myself back into the world of being a ghost hunting psychic. Jackson dragged me, along with a few other psychics, to a ghost town wiped off the map called Death’s Dance.

From there things went from bad to worse.

Death’s Dance is Book One of the Deathly Encounters Series

Author Links:
Website: www.ravynhart.com
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Crymsyn-Hart-Fan-Page/115120201850089
Goodreads: www.Goodreads.com/crymsynhart
Twitter: https://twitter.com/crymsynhart

Tour Schedule and Activities
8/18 Jess Resides Here Interview
8/18 The Southern Belle from Hell Top Ten
8/18 Beauty in Ruins Guest Post
8/19 Darkling Delights Guest Post
8/19 Deal Sharing Aunt Top Ten
8/19 Shells interviews Guest Post
8/20 Stuart Conover’s Author Page Interview
8/20 SpecMusicMuse Interview
8/20 Azure Dwarf Post on Artwork
8/21 Come Selahway with Me Top Ten List
8/21 Armand Rosamilia, Horror Author Guest Post
8/21 SocialBookShelves.com Review
8/21 Blog of Sheila Deeth Character Post
8/21 A Haunted Head Guest Post
8/21 The Official Writing Blog of Deedee Davies Top Ten list
8/22 SBM Book Obsession Review
8/22 Bee’s Knees Reviews Guest Post
8/22 Seers, Seraphs, Immortals & More Interview
8/23 Reading Away The Days Review
8/23 Sapphyria’s Book Reviews Excerpt
8/23 Horror Tree Guest Post
8/24 Willow’s Author Love Review
8/24 The Rage Circus Vs. The Soulless Void Review
8/24 Bookishly Me Review
8/24 LucyBlueCastle Guest Post

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Amazon Links for Death’s Dance:

Kindle Version: http://www.amazon.com/Deaths-Dance-Deathly-Encounters-Book-ebook/dp/B00L8JOJAY

Print Version: http://www.amazon.com/Deaths-Dance-Crymsyn-Hart/dp/1941706134

Steve Peek’s Longclaws and Alien Agenda tour…

 Welcome to the Longclaws and Alien Agenda tour, by Steve Peek – The following places will be hosting Steve on his journey in the next few weeks, as he tours around blogs and shares information about his writing process and more.
Steve is talking about Longclaws today – here’s what he had to say….
Longclaws is a book that was written and rewritten more times than I remember over more than a twenty year period.  The story was born of thinking about another book that was completed in 1984.
My book Otherworld is a non-fiction work that provides evidence, via world mythologies, that not only did parallel worlds exist, but that ancient men often had to deal with things that passed between one world and the next.
After completing Otherworld, Longclaws was born of wondering: what if?
One of the things I wanted to accomplish was eliminate the readers’ need to suspend belief.  I wanted long claws to be a horror novel where no victim tripped over nothing while fleeing a vicious creature.  I wanted the science to be solid and easily and quickly explainable so readers would know that it is feasible.  I didn’t want any character to do anything stupid and I did not want to suspend any natural laws in order to bring the story together.
My reviewers, so far, confirm I succeeded.
Now, the big problem is making people aware this book exists in this universe or another one.
You can follow Steve as he blogs about his adventures writing this, Alien ‘science faction’ and more at Steve Peek’s Blog.

Their world is crowded with active volcanoes, sulfur and acid rains, permanent thick clouds turn day into deep twilight. It is a violent place: moment-to-moment survival is victory, every creature is constantly predator and prey, sleep is certain death. This is home to the longclaws, beings of super-human speed, strength and senses. Their predatory skills allow them only a tenuous niche in their hellish environment. Though smart and fierce, their rank in the food chain is far below the top. One clan leader draws from ancient legends of paradise and devises a plan to escape and take his clan to the otherworld – a world filled with slow, defenseless prey. The clan activates an Indian mound deep in southern forests and enters our world -hungry for prey. Torrential rains and washed out bridges force a runaway teen, an old dowser and a Cherokee healer to face the horrors of the clan’s merciless onslaught. Mankind’s legends are filled with vampires, werewolves, dragons and other nightmarish. Perhaps our legend of hell is based on the world of the Longclaws.

Steve Peek grew up in a family of readers and writers.  In the second grade a neighbor gave him a toy printing press and, using rubber linotype, he wrote and printed a neighborhood paper.  His first short story won a competition in his third grade class.  Sometimes he dreamed of being a policeman, fireman, lawyer, minister, soldier, politician, but in every dream he was also a writer. Peek loves games.  He enjoyed a forty year career in the game industry which allowed him to travel the world where he was able to explore many of the ancient, mythical places he’d read about. Some legends associated with these enigmatic sites led him down a winding road to a junction where myth meets science and the hold of this magical place continues its grip. Over the decades Steve always wrote.  Sometimes just here and there.  Twice he managed to have books published. Now, with the precious time to write, Steve found the traditional publishing world in disarray and decided that it is more important for him to write than to sell books to the big publishing houses.  The venue of the e-book makes this possible.  So, for better or for worse, Steve sits at a kitchen table looking into the woods around his home in the Smokey Mountains and writes every day. Reviewers have declared his books Longclaws and Alien Agenda: Why they came, Why they stayed to be a new sub-genre, ‘science faction’.  Much of the books are based on history and science while the story falls under fiction. Steve’s books are based on things that interest him and he works hard to make them interesting for his readers. He would like to hear from you via jstephenpeek on facebook or send him a message via his contact form.

 

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Steve is on tour between 12th and 26th July – you can check in with tour central here, and please check back each day to read more fascinating thoughts by this eloquent and interesting author.

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‘Dying Days 4 Blog Tour’ – Guest Post: Writing? Who Has The Time For It?

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Writing? Who Has The Time For It?

 

Armand Rosamilia

 

I’m going to share a little secret about myself: I’m not very focused all the time. As much as I dole out advice about hitting my 2,000 word a day writing goal, sometimes things get in the way. Sometimes it’s life (kids want to bother me about food) or I have to actually leave the house for something ridiculous (like buying food for the kids).

The goal of any writer, especially a full-time writer, is to write every day and advance their career, right? Except… sometimes I get in the way of my own career.

Today is a typical day. I’ll roll out of bed at the bright and early time of 9:42 am. Immediately go to Facebook to see who sent me a message or posted something interesting since midnight, when I went to bed. About 10:30 I start to realize I forgot to turn the coffee on again, and do that. I’ll check my sales from yesterday, begin the task of sorting through 500+ e-mails (most of it simply deleted), and then realize it’s already noon, my coffee is cold, and my stomach is making weird noises.

I go to the kitchen, make something delicious to eat (i.e. fast, I’m not much of a cook) and while eating my tuna on a cinnamon raisin bagel (don’t knock it til you try it), I work on my Twitter accounts, answering questions and adding people who are real who followed me, deleting those who haven’t followed me back after awhile, and seeing if anyone is retweeting my posts.

Now it’s almost 2 pm and I glance at the huge dry erase board on my wall, crammed with my barely legible tiny writing. Today I have 45 open projects listed. Some of them short stories for upcoming anthologies or projects I haven’t begun yet. Some are on an actual deadline with publishers and due very soon. Some, like Dying Days 5, were added to the list the day Dying Days 4 came out (yep, I’m sneaking a plug in). I swear it won’t take me another year to finish the next installment, even though I’ve been swearing since Dying Days came out.

I need to focus and work. I need to hit my daily goal. Isn’t that what’s paying the bills? Isn’t my writing the reason I don’t have a real job? Isn’t the daily goal supposed to get me in gear each day?

Only today it might as well be a billion words, because it is beyond me. I’ll never catch up. I’ll never get anything done. Today is about promoting the latest book (shameless plug #2: my Dying Days 4 zombie novel). I have three interviews I’ve been meaning to answer, so I dive into it. I write in my hilarious answers and actually LOL until it hurts. I send them off to the interviewer with an author photo and cover art and links and bio and anything else their hearts desire. I am here for them, because they are here to promote me.

Satisfied I’ve done something constructive today, I look at the time and realize it is nearing 4 pm. In about 90 minutes Special Gal will arrive from a long day at an actual job and ask me how my day was, which really means how many words did you write instead of playing your Facebook baseball game? I’m currently hooked on MLB Ballpark Empire, so if you’re also playing feel free to add me as a friend and send me laser scanner. Yeah. Don’t judge me.

Now I do the mad dash to get something (anything) written. At least make some progress and not lose another day to promoting and wasting time. But where to start? There are always 3-5 projects open I’m working on. Special Gal made me a cool spreadsheet so I can keep track of the priority stories with deadlines, both from publishers and self-imposed. The dry erase board is the reminder in my face each and every moment I don’t write.

Which I’m not doing because I’m staring at the dry erase board and then at the really cool giant Marvel Comics prints I have on my wall. I bought them from…

Stop! Write something. Anything.

I’m working on a horror novel that an actual agent might be interested in reading. I’ve never really worked with an agent and I’m not sure if having one is worth anything in this day and age, but I might as well give it a shot. I never put all my eggs in one basket.

Now I want eggs. Maybe an omelet for lunch tomorrow.

I jump right into the horror novel, picking it up where I left off. Beta readers and editors have told me I write a pretty clean first draft, but it’s taken years to get to this point. Once I begin writing I am super-focused and know where the story is going and how to get there.

“How’s it going?”

I look up and Special Gal (gorgeous as always) is in the doorway to my office with a smile and a raised eyebrow.

I panic. I lost track of time.

“It’s going… great,” I mumble and frantically hit the word count button.

2,005 words. Luckily, she had to stop for gas and food on the way home. The extra 20 minutes allowed me to hit my goal.

Imagine how much I could write if I started with the actual writing (after remembering to turn on the coffee) and didn’t worry about messages and Facebook posts and… remember, send me a laser scanner for the game…

 

10516633_10204171118138283_4296768031839309486_nArmand Rosamilia is a New Jersey boy currently living in sunny Florida, where he writes when he’s not watching the Boston Red Sox and listening to Heavy Metal music… and because of him they won the 2013 World Series, so he’s pretty good at watching!

He’s written over 100 stories that are currently available, including a few different series:

“Dying Days” extreme zombie series
“Keyport Cthulhu” horror series
“Flagler Beach Fiction Series” contemporary fiction
“Metal Queens” non-fiction music series

he also loves to talk in third person… because he’s really that cool. He’s a proud Active member of HWA as well. 

You can find him at http://armandrosamilia.com for not only his latest releases but interviews and guest posts with other authors he likes!

and e-mail him to talk about zombies, baseball and Metal: 

[email protected]

An Aberrant Mind Blog Tour – Horror Can Be Fun

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Horror Can Be Fun!

Ken MacGregor

 

The question was posed to me recently, “why do you write this stuff?”

The ‘stuff’ he referred to is horror. I write other ‘stuff’ too, but that’s the genre I find myself writing in most frequently.

So, why horror?

Well, I’ll tell you: it’s fun. That’s it, really. It’s fun to take perfectly normal people who are probably just hoping to be left alone and do terrible, awful things to them.

Don’t get me wrong. I don’t like hurting people, and I’m really quite nice in the real world. But, in fiction, I get to do whatever I want. I’ll give you an example:

 

Mr. Bradley Thompson wakes up one morning, as he always does after hitting the snooze button three times at nine minute intervals. He sets the alarm 27 minutes earlier than he needs to get up because he likes to think he’s getting extra sleep if he hits ‘snooze’. He yawns and scratches the fine hairs growing on his belly. What he affectionately calls his spare tire is gradually evolving into something more fitting for a tractor.

Mr. Thompson, Brad to his friends, glances over at his wife, still asleep. A faint whistle emanates from her left nostril. Her sinuses have been plaguing her all May. Glory complains about the damn pollen all over the damn place so often it has become her mantra. Om, whistle, sniff. Om, whistle, sniff. Mr. Thompson heaps sympathetic smiles upon his wife, but sometimes he would very much like to punch Glory in her constantly whistling, snot-factory nose.

“I could never hurt you, my dear,” Mr. Thompson says to his inert wife. “No matter how loathsome you become.”

Glory’s eyes snap open. The pupils so huge they almost eclipse the blue iris. She lunges at Mr. Thompson, teeth snapping shut on her husband’s gut, the closest part of him. Skin, blood and yellow fat come away and splatter Glory’s face.

Digging the fingers of both hands into him, Glory’s loses three of her nails. She swings her naked body around, trying to get another bite. Glory’s legs flail uselessly behind her. Nipping at her husband, she gets only a tiny bite this time. Glory pauses, her jaws working, and her expression changes from berserk to thoughtful.

Grabbing it by the base, Mr. Thompson lifts the cast iron floor lamp over his head. He cringes at the agony this sets off in his wounds. Glory’s head snaps up and she roars, bloody spittle hanging from her chin.

Mr. Thompson brings down the forty pound lamp on his wife’s head. He does it again. And again, until she is still. Gray brains and skull fragments litter the pool of blood on the floor. Mr. Thompson takes several calming breaths and drops the lamp with a clunk that shatters the dead calm.

“I guess I was wrong,” he says.

 

Didn’t see that coming? Neither did I, actually. But, hey. Fun, right?

 

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An Excerpt from An Aberrant Mind by Ken MacGregor…

 

…from ‘First Person Shooter

 

Cain stands motionless, surveying the damage. He absently rubs the mark on his cheek; it has been there a long, long time, but he’s not likely to forget the day he got it. Cain inhales through his nose; he has come to appreciate, even enjoy the sharp coppery smell of fresh blood. He lifts a foot, shakes some of it off the toe of his Italian loafer and steps back across the threshold. A job well done, he thinks, and drops the heavy cleaver on the floor. The blade thunks into the wood. As his footsteps fade, the flies begin to gather for the feast.

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THIS IS INTOLERABLE.

“I know,” Adam says. “But what can we do? No one can touch him; you made sure of that.” He is careful to keep his tone respectful; he is stating a fact, not admonishing. One does not admonish Him.

THERE IS A LOOPHOLE.

“Really?” Adam arches a perfect eyebrow. “You never mentioned this before.”

I DO NOT ENTIRELY TRUST YOU, YOU KNOW.

“Yes,” Adam sighs. “I know. You hold a grudge better and longer than anyone.”

I DO EVERYTHING BETTER AND LONGER THAN ANYONE.

Adam’s eyebrow shoots up.

GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.

Adam laughs, then gets serious.

“What loophole?”

THE MARK WILL ONLY AFFECT THOSE BORN AFTER CAIN. ANYONE OLDER THAN CAIN MAY DO HIM HARM WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE.

“Okay,” Adam says. “But, there are only two people older than Cain.”

Adam stares at his Creator for a long moment.

“You want me to kill my own son?”

ALL OF HUMANKIND ARE YOUR CHILDREN, ADAM.

“Technically, sure,” Adam said, “but I wasn’t their father. Not really. Not in a hands-on, kissing boo-boos, singing to sleep, teaching about the world way. Not in any way that counts.”

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THIS.

“What about Eve?”

DO NOT SPEAK OF HER IN MY PRESENCE.

“I always forget how much you hate her.”

I DO NOT HATE. I AM LOVE. STILL, YOU WILL REFRAIN FROM SAYING HER NAME. IT ANNOYS ME.

“Of course,” Adam says. “Whatever you say. Since I seem to be the only choice, what would you have me do, exactly?”

YOU NEED TO PUT AN END TO IT. YOU NEED TO DO IT NOW.

Adam sighs. It’s no use arguing with God. You never win.

 


An Aberrant Mind

Ken MacGregor

 

ABERRANT is defined as unusual, abnormal or different. The stories in this book not only differ from most of what you read, but also wildly from each other. A retired school teacher takes on an elder god and his minion; a werewolf picks fights with sea creatures; a neighbor’s lawn may be eating people. Twenty-two stories: scary, funny, weird and different.

 

In these pages, you will find darkness and fear, revulsion and terror. Mixed with it, however is quite a bit of humor. Sometimes both happen at the same time. So, open it up, join Jim as he fights off zombies with a potato cannon; witness the bloodbath reunion of the first man and his homicidal son; enjoy the monsters, the demons and the deranged.

 

A word of warning, though: you may never eat a bagel with lox again.

 

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KenMacGregorABOUT THE AUTHOR – Ken MacGregor’s work has appeared in over fifty anthologies, magazines and podcasts. Ken is a member of The Great Lakes Association of Horror Writers and an Affiliate member of HWA. You can find Ken on Amazon, Goodreads, Facebook, and at ken-macgregor.com. Ken’s the kind of guy that, if he found himself stranded somewhere with you, would probably eat you to survive. Ken hopes you enjoyed the stories in this collection and that you sleep just a little less well because of them. Ken lives in Michigan with his family and two unstable cats.

 

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‘The Coven’ Blog Tour – Guest Post By Author Angie Gallow “The Vampire Myth”

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The Vampire Myth
Angie Gallow

Vampires are a part of pop culture; everywhere we find the blood-stained residue of their presence in our everyday world. We have romanticized them and fantasized about becoming one or even, dare I say, dating one. Yet, when we get right down to it, vampires are monsters. They were created to scare people and are the reason why certain cultures still hang garlic around their windows and doors. Their existence, even in fiction, has created a mania for a monster that only zombies can compare to.

The original vampire tale comes from either Russia or Serbia. A family was sitting down to dinner in the middle of winter when a pale, mysterious man quietly entered their home. Everyone knew it was the grandfather who died that summer. He sat down, didn’t say a word but stared at his son as they were all having dinner. The next day, the grandfather was gone and his son was found dead on the dinner table, drained of all his blood. Many people have forgotten this story over time as well as the different characteristics of vampires.

For instance, it was believed that vampires had a predilection with counting prompting superstitious villagers throughout Europe and Asian to leave bags of beans and rice in the streets believing vampires would stick around, counting until morning and the sunlight would kill them. Vampires were once described in the same manner that we envision the modern zombie: they would mindlessly climb from their graves and lumber around, looking for fresh victims for drain. They were never described as being the highly intelligent beings that we know of them today.

We all know what to except from vampires now. We’ve made them one of us in the sense we don’t consider them to be the monster they were once created to be. Imagine for a moment, if vampires were suddenly turned back into their zombie-like ancestors; tons of them rising from their graves and coffins, limping down the street, grabbing the first person they saw and draining them of blood. Instead of wanting to be like them or dating them, we would all run screaming for the hills!

The original vampire stories  had many people hunting down suspicious corpses and nailing them into their coffins before nightfall. Or hunting suspicious individuals down the same way witches were. Vampires are those one of kind, scare-you-to-death creatures that have lasted for centuries and have been portrayed in almost every culture on earth. This myth has created a following of fans and even its own subculture in the Goth community. Not many monster myths have been able to do that, so even though vampires are seen as clichéd and overdone, they’ve made an impression that’s lasted centuries long.

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An Excerpt from The Coven by Angie Gallow…

 

Two

 

“You in or out, then?” Lauren Granger said tossing a coin onto the table as his Cockney accent honeyed the room. A marathon Poker game in the cellar had been in session the majority of the night. Lauren peered over his hand of cards with a toothy, mischievous grin at Sebastien.

“Surely, if you have enough money to cover your loss,” Sebastien retorted, raising one eyebrow. Lauren rolled his eyes and let a sigh pass from between his teeth.

The large round table they sat at was filled with empty glasses that held red residue, cards, coins and banknotes. Sebastien snuffed out his cigarette in a smoking tray, ending the wafting ballet of red smoke only to replace it with a fresh one. It dangled idly from his lips as he lit it and studied his cards as though they were a complex mathematic equation and one misplaced step would ruin his answer. Another coin fell on top of the pile.

“In.” Grace LeVine’s southern accent echoed. She sat beside Lauren at the table. Sebastien glanced up at the small beauty who wore a look of calm indifference as she rearranged the cards in her hand. Grace’s eyes seemed to hold every star in the sky within them and carried a complexion of the finest bowl of butterscotch money could buy.

Lauren leapt up from sitting on one of his loose suspender straps then rearranged himself back in his chair.

“Nervous, comrade?” Octavio Perez grinned sheepishly as he fingered a banknote in his white hands before letting it fall onto the table. His eyes were sharp as knives and he grinned like a plotting villain.

“He never wins, he’s got nothing to be nervous about,” Octavio’s twin sister, LaStacia passed a wink across the table at Sebastien, who chuckled silently behind his cards.

“Bugger off, the lot of you,” Lauren sighed, relieved at the fact he was incapable of turning red.

“Not our fault you play like a dog,” Lee Green’s deaf-accented voice sounded at Lauren. Lauren twisted his nose a bit and looked at Lee with a grimace.

“You just call me a doll, then?”

“He’s said, ‘dog’, love,” Grace looked at her sweetheart then back to Lee, signing what he said back to him. Lee nodded with a light giggle, “Dog,” Grace made the sign for the word, sliding her fingers together as one does to snap them. Grace had learned Lee’s mode of communication in the same fashion she had learned Spanish. Grace would become fluent by hearing any language only once and she was the only person in the entire coven who could communicate effectively with Lee.

Sebastien glanced over his cards once more before a small hand reached passed him for a waiting glass. Calvin Bell was only a head taller than the table. He carried a round tray in his small arms that he would place empty glasses.  The little boy circled the table with his tray. No one sitting asked him for much of anything and did their best to ignore the fact that a mortal child was acting as their servant.

Calvin passed Grace, who would carefully slip a series of coins from her own pocket into the lad’s as he moved past her. Calvin smiled lightly and eased past Lauren, who merely took his glass back before Calvin could lift it.

“I got it, lad, no worries,” Lauren would often say whenever Calvin attempted his duties. Finally, as the child finished his rounds, Sebastien lifted the tray from his hands. Calvin looked at Sebastien with sapphire eyes that twinkled innocently.

“Have a seat,” he moved an empty chair closer to the table for Calvin, who did so reluctantly. Sebastien placed a hand fondly on the boy’s head.

Everyone sitting at the table was considered an outcast within the coven. Lauren and Grace’s poverty was apparent the moment they arrived. The only possession of value between them was a pocket watch Lauren inherited after the death of his father at the age of six. Having only been in their twenties when they were transformed and used to living in squalor, Maurice had assigned them quarters near the coven house’s cellars.

Calvin sat quietly at the table, watching the card game. The child was the only mortal within the coven’s walls. He was bound to the place after a group of vampires invaded his home and killed his family; he was found hiding from the slaughter in his bedroom closet. He was carted back to the coven and given to Alaric, under the coven’s strict rules that children were never to be killed. The child was made to earn his keep as the coven’s servant boy and would forever remain.

LaStacia and Octavio were often never trusted; their clairvoyance kept others away. They would often take turns mystifying and otherwise, terrifying coven members with their sight, finding members of the coven and telling them information without warning. It was such a random occurrence that members would be fearful of what they could be told; the intense and thorough insight had forced them out of the coven’s acceptance.

Lee was unknown and deaf. His inability to communicate properly was viewed as something distasteful, like an illness that was contagious should one get too close. Maurice shunned him by appointing him as a personal secretary. He was given an office and enough work to seal him away for as long as needed. It was unknown how he arrived or found out about the coven but despite being locked away, nothing about their home was a mystery to him.

Sebastien had been unable to blend into the well-kept coven. He continued to live the life he was accustomed to; alone and private with few friends. He was never fond of a wealthy lifestyle nor could he comprehend the need for extravagance. The coven house was bathed in dazzling colors, rich ornaments and glossy furnishings. Members were proud to match their new home with decadence, refined etiquette and holier than thou behaviors. Sebastien was often revolted whenever he was made to participate.

He took a swallow from his glass and looked over at Lauren.

“I will see your five shillings,” Sebastien threw coins onto the table, “and raise you… ten more.”

Lauren’s eyes widen at the sight of the money on the table. Calvin giggled at the sight of his twisted expression as Grace placed her hand on his elbow.

“Breathe.”

Sebastien eyed his competitor with a smirk and Lauren could only blink. Lauren looked down at his cards, holding an incomplete pair and felt his stomach lurch. He threw his head back against the head of the chair and threw down his cards.

“Bloody hell!”

Octavio finally revealed his hand; an ace, a king, an eight of clubs and four of hearts. His sister looked at him with contempt, having bet their last banknote. She slapped the back of his head as Octavio cradled his face in his hands. Lee looked around and shrugged, his hand was no better, if not worse than Octavio and Lauren’s. He laid the cards out and took his loss.

Grace and Sebastien eyed one another with competitive glares. Grace had made a career playing every game that one could bet on before her life as a vampire and Sebastien tried to think of new ways to outplay and outthink her.

“Ladies, first,” Sebastien graciously motioned towards Grace.

“Yeah, too bad you called me a ragamuffin earlier,” she countered.

“That was before money was on the table.”

Grace looked down at her cards with a somber gaze for what felt like an eternity. Her nimble fingers teased the edge of the cards as she made the few subtle adjustments to their order. Octavio looked over at her, his elbows still resting on the table in defeat and his sister leaning over as she watched Grace’s unraveled expression. Grace leaned forward as she plucked a card from her hand and raised it just before it hit the tabletop.

A royal flush presented itself on the table and Sebastien’s face fell to the floor. Lauren and Lee let out hearty laughter as Grace’s hand swiped the money from the table. She smiled warmly as Sebastien wiped his face free of tension before letting out a hard sigh. Grace put her money in the front pocket of her trousers. “Maybe now we can buy our way out of the cellars?” she looked at Lauren.

“Good luck with that bargain,” Lauren laughed.

The game ended and the friends went their separate ways. Calvin trailed behind Sebastien like a faithful pup as they climbed the stairs from the parlor. They emerged in the main corridor, greeted with a glowing chandelier that bounced light from whatever surface it touched.  Sebastien began down the hall, towards his chambers when Alaric approached him coming from the opposite direction. Calvin was waved along as Alaric stopped short in front of Sebastien.

“I’ve been looking for you all evening.” Alaric placed his arm slightly around Sebastien, turning him in the opposite direction. He spoke in a cagey whisper as he led them down the hall, “Father has an idea that I think we should consider.”

“We?” Sebastien inquired. His suspicions mounted as he recalled the volatile reaction from Maurice months prior, after Sebastien recounted his tale of how he had arrived. He had buried the account in the back of his mind, giving no real thoughts to it as he carried on with his existence. Alaric shushed his friend, telling him to keep his voice low.

“Yes, we,” Alaric affirmed.

They finally stopped and Alaric opened a door and ushered his friend inside. He shut the door behind him and motioned for Sebastien to sit. The room was dim as the two sat across from each other and Sebastien pulled out another cigarette, striking a match.

“Since you’re one of the few survivors who has seen the vampires that have been employed by the Diocese Club, Father wants you to assist with his plans,” Alaric explained.

“What are his plans?” Sebastien’s tone was matter of fact as he eyed his friend intently. Sebastien’s cigarette hissed as he inhaled. Alaric explained that Maurice was drawing plans to capture one of the vampires who had been trained to work for the Diocese Club, saying that Maurice would extract information from the vampire by any means to use against the Diocese. Sebastien closed his eyes and removed the cigarette from between his lips.

“And how does he intend to do this?” the sarcasm in Sebastien’s tone was not missed and Alaric leaned forward.

“That’s where you come in.”

“Excuse me?” Sebastien raised an eyebrow and looked closely at his friend. Contempt grew in his eyes and Sebastien unfolded his legs and leaned forward, “Does it look like I want to be involved with something as insanely dangerous as that? I understand your father’s motives and means to exact revenge but for the love of God! Even with one, two or all of those vampires, we will never have enough information to take down that organization! The attempt at a war is a suicidal plot that I will not be a part of!”

Alaric looked at Sebastien and silently weighed out his friend’s convictions. Alaric continued to stress that the plan would help end the savage attacks on their kind. He continued to say that the plan could assist in finding the other vampires in the hunting group. Yet, the more he talked, the more Sebastien stubbornly shook his head.

“I will not be a part of a campaign that has the strongest potential for our downfall. Tell your father that regardless of any amount of information he extracts, the Diocese Club is too elusive. Hell, where would you even begin to search for one of those vampires?”

Alaric’s face darkened as Sebastien stood from the chair and made his way towards the door.

“We know ourselves well enough to know where to look for them.”

 

The Coven

Angie Gallow

 

After a gruesome betrayal, vampire Sebastien Vilmont is flung into a whirlwind cat and mouse game when his traveling party is ambushed by an opposing group of bloodthirsty vampires. Maurice, the leader of Sebastien’s coven, makes the decision to not only wage war against the opposing vampire clan, but a clerical organization known as The Diocese Club who wishes to exterminate all vampire-kind.

 

Trying desperately to protect the secrecy of their coven’s location below the streets of Whitechapel, London, Sebastien finds himself at odds with Maurice in his desire to not engage in all-out war with the renegade Catholic faction. At the same time, he must also battle the other vampire coven to guard their anonymity from humans. In doing so, Sebastien is forced into choices and alliances he might not otherwise have made.

 

Set in the tone of Victorian England, The Coven is a thrilling and horrific journey through the seedier workings of the vampire underworld, and pious ideology of The Diocese Club.

 

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR – Angie Gallow was born in Chicago and currently attends Columbia College Chicago. This is her first novel.

 

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Summer of Zombie 2014 Blog Stop – Timothy Baker’s ‘Path of the Dead’ Teaser

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By Timothy Baker

Chapter One

The dream had always been the same—the silent food market, the bustling faceless crowd, the chime, then her and the swell of unquenched love.

The monk usually awakened at the point of her appearance and the rising, disturbing emotion. He would sit up and fold his legs in, laying one hand atop the other in his lap, and let the disturbance go like a passing thundercloud. But this time the dream did not end there, instead turning from a pleasant reverie into a nightmare of foreboding shadow.

In his slumber, the monk tossed in his small bunk and moaned.

He walked in his bright orange Shaolin robe through a crowded, open food market in Zhengzhou City, a place he had visited only once in his youth, returning many times in his dreams. The bright sun made the colorful signs, streamers, and flags vivid as reality. Despite the milling people, there was only silence. He saw no faces; all were turned away or covered in shadow. He moved among the throng with fluid ease, neither touched nor jostled.

HG Cover (1)A wind chime sounded a clear ringing mid-tone. A small smile curved his closed lips, and he observed his breath. He turned to the sound as the chime rang again, finding the merchant booth from whence it came and stepped to it. The seafood vendor stood with his back to the monk, still and waiting. The chime hung above a display box filled with various sizes of belly-cut fish. Below its base, one long metal chime dangled alone, its brethren gone. The clapper swung without a breeze and tapped another bright tone.

The monk caressed the chime, making it sound again. He inhaled and caught the scent of a spring blooming mimosa. He turned and the faceless crowd split as if pushed apart by his searching gaze, gradually opening across the courtyard. The last two people parted like a stage curtain and there she was—beautiful, shining, and untouched by time. The monk’s heart leapt in his chest and his breath stopped. She picked up a ripe red apple, grasping it as if it were fragile, and held it to her nose. Her dark eyes closed as she took in the scent of the fruit and smiled, then she looked at him and time froze.

His mind reeled, and he felt himself falling into the dark well of her deep pupil-less eyes. Every earthly desire converged and swelled to the surface in that one look. Her tapered wide eyes, the petite perfect lines of her olive face, the sweet temptation of her red lips, shattered his peace with the body-tingling sensation of love, lust, and ravenous hunger. Ten thousand lives he would gladly live, sacrificing peace and return-ending Nirvana, to have her, to hear her voice, to feel her touch, to know her love, again, again, and ever again.

A shadow crept across the market, darkening the people and stilling them in place. The monk turned to the wind chime and the clapper swung by some invisible hand, hitting the lone chime, hard. Instead of the bright tone, a great Zen bell sounded, deep and foreboding. The merchant turned and tossed something into the box with an audible splat. A live squid, flattened and shining, slipped down the open-bellied fish, its tentacles squirming and grasping. The merchant’s hands were mottled, his fingers turned black and emaciated. The monk looked to the merchant’s hidden face and the hat brim started to lift. A warning lit his consciousness, and he turned away to find the girl.

The great bell sounded once more as she turned fully to face him, her raven hair lifting in a breeze, smile widening. She lifted her arm to offer the fruit, but a hand gripped her wrist, black and bone thin with ravaged, bruise colored talons for fingernails. A cacophony of mewling beasts filled the air.

Dark naked creatures turned to him with ashen faces and bulging crimson eyes, their lipless, tiny mouths opening to howl like hungry calves. Mange-like hair covered their thin necks and their empty, bloated bellies. Over-long arms swung as an ape’s, flailing about, beating and gripping their fellow beasts, pulling black flesh to their small mouths, trying and failing to feed.

The girl held her smile as the beasts descended on her, rending her clothes and skin with their claws. Demon mouths fell to her arms, neck, and naked breasts, ripping at her flesh, pulling it away and leaning their heads back to swallow. With necks too thin to allow food to pass, the beasts spat her flesh away and returned to bite again. She fell to her knees and a tangle of limbs and struggling monsters engulfed her.

The monk’s scream stuck in his throat. He tried to run to her but his legs felt of stone. The creatures turned on him, their heads cocking and shaking as hundreds of grasping arms reached out. He fell beneath their weight. Multiple mouths bit and sucked at his flesh. What light there remained above disappeared. In that instant, he knew what had befallen them. A realm above Hell had come to Earth, the home of the preta, the land of the hungry ghosts.

The giant bell resounded a third time, and the monk awoke to the cawing of crows just outside his mountain hut.

Despite the coolness of the pre-dawn morning, he was slick with sweat. He sat up and stood, walking across the packed earth floor to the nearby table and poured spring water from a pitcher into a large washbowl. He tossed his graying hair over his shoulder and lifted the water in cupped hands to cleanse the sweat away. He took a long drink and let it spill down the length of his beard. The cool water did nothing to wash away the darkness of the dream, nor the vision of her face disappearing beneath the swarming beasts.

Ignoring his usual morning ritual of meditative prayer and study, he set about filling a worn knapsack with bottled water and dried fruit. There was no debating the pros and cons of entering the life of man again. The leaf in fall makes no resolution when a breeze breaks it from its limb to float to the ground. And so it was for the monk.

The monk shed his tattered robe and pulled a dusty chest from beneath his cot. A bright orange and yellow robe lay folded beneath its lid. This he lay on his bed. From the bottom of the chest, he pulled a silk cloth-wrapped object, thick and long as a dagger, and placed it next to the robe. He stood and removed his bracelet from his wrist. Thumbing each bead as the bracelet rolled in his palm, his lips moved in a silent prayer. When he reached the frayed tassel, he slipped the prayer bracelet around his wrist and then unfolded the robe, shaking the top and bottom out lest there be any poisonous spiders within. He donned the baggy pants and top, adjusting it to fit his narrow frame, leaving his right shoulder uncovered.

He picked up the wrapped object and unfolded the cloth to reveal a sheathed blade, its handle and scabbard making a single blunted piece of bamboo. The monk ran a hand through his hair and scratched at his beard. A pull of the scabbard and he held the blade before him. The Jai Dao was not made as a weapon, in fact it was forbidden to use it as such; its blunted tip hinted to its use for chores and shaving. He ran his thumb across its dull edge, then slid it back into its sheath and slipped it securely into his robe belt. There was no time to shave.

The monk stepped from his mountain hut to the fading morning twilight. The crows took off from the nearby trees in a flurry of darting shadows. A hat of mist hid the mountain peak above and the air was still, caught between breaths. With no time to lose, he took up his walking staff that leaned outside the door, shouldered his knapsack, and set off down the fern canopied trail. An eagle passed low above and called to him. He answered in perfect mimicry.

The monk walked steadily, the beautiful girl’s face fading from his mind, while his concern rose for the village in the valley below and the unknown misfortune that he felt was about to befall it.

Dorje Cetan, the hermit monk of Seche La Mountain, took mindful note of his breath, felt each step kiss the earth, and did not look back.

 

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The stench of rotting flesh is in the air! Welcome to the Summer of Zombie Blog Tour 2014, with 33 of the best zombie authors spreading the disease in the month of June.

Stop by the event page on Facebook so you don’t miss an interview, guest post or teaser… and pick up some great swag as well! Giveaways galore from most of the authors as well as interaction with them! #SummerZombie

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TB author picTimothy Baker is a retired firefighter and an aspiring, perspiring, horror writer. Here to rant on random subjects and the art and pains of writing. He is published in Fading Light: Anthology of the Monstrous, published by Angelic Knight Press and edited by Tim Marquitz. Tim also received a commendation in the Australian Horror Writer’s Association 2009 Short Story Competition.

His latest release is ‘HUNGRY GHOSTS: PATH OF THE DEAD‘ on May 5th, 2014.

You can find out more about Baker at Skeleton Road.
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Nestled on the foot of Tibet’s sacred Seche La Mountain is the village of Dagzê. The normally quiet streets are bustling with the steady stream of arrivals and preparations for the coming Festival of the Medicine King; a time of celebration, healing, and renewal. But a shadow is sweeping the world, a plague of apocalyptic proportions—the dead are rising and devouring the living, and no place is safe where humanity thrives.

As Dagzê burns, overtaken by the hungry undead, five people come together: Lama Tenzin, an elder monk; Gu-lang, the silent warrior nun and Tenzin’s protector; Cheung, a private in The People’s Army, driver and escort of the Lama; ten-year-old Chodren Dawa, witness to his sister’s death and rising; and Dorje Cetan, a Shaolin-trained hermit monk of Seche La and a dreamer of a dark portent. Together they must fight their way out of Dagzê to an abandoned Buddhist hermitage clinging to the mist-shrouded cliffs of Seche La. With the undead following and gathering at Eagle’s Nest gate, they barricade themselves inside their dead-end haven, and are soon forced to battle the beasts without, as well as the ones within.

‘Gape’ Blog Tour – Guest Post Humorous Horror

Gape_Front_Cover_Only_FinalHumour and horror have a long and glorious relationship. From Washington Irving’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow right through to recent movies such as Zombieland, gallows humour shows no sign of losing its popularity.

 

When writing Gape I didn’t really set out to add another branch to this long line, but in imbuing the characters with a little bit of myself, it became impossible to avoid. After all, my own particular sense of humour is of the decidedly dark flavour and I tend to see the absurd in most things – especially those others see as sacred. In fact I’d argue that comedic horror is just another form of iconoclasm in that it subverts tropes and expectations, and undermines our greatest fears. It pokes fun at death after all.

 

Imagine the sheer horror of fighting for your life in a creepy shack in the middle of a dense and misty forest. Your possessed and zombified friends are attempting to kill you in all sorts of nasty ways and to top it all; your own hand keeps trying to strangle you. And so, in desperation you cut it off with a chainsaw. None of this should be funny in the slightest. It should be sickening, uncomfortable and nauseating, but instead it’s hilarious. Evil Dead II is one of the funniest films ever and it’s a horror classic to boot.

 

I think my own first encounter with this sub-genre was with The Bride of Frankenstein. Whereas the first movie was a very earnest affair, solely concerned with being shocking, the sequel is a masterpiece of comedic horror. I was too young at the time to understand James Whale’s veiled homosexual and Christian references. What did tickle me though was the idea of the creature dancing, smoking and drinking, the continuous campy innuendo of Earnest Thesiger’s Doctor Pretorius and  Una O’Connor’s hamming it up as Minnie, the highly strung maid.

 

A word of warning though: if you’re one of the few people out there not to have seen this classic, it’s best you avoid watching Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein beforehand. Brooks just takes everything to a whole new level of pastiche and even the original’s most touching moments become farcical to watch. It’s a bit like trying to watch Zefirelli’s Jesus of Nazereth after watching Monty Python’s Life of Brian.

 

Of course there are some really sub-par comedy horror moves. Love at First Bite is hopelessly stuck in the 1970s disco era – there a vampire pinned to his coffin. Dracula: Dead and Loving It took the Airplane format of cheesy jokes just a bit too far. And don’t get me started on the Scary Movie franchise. More recently though, we’ve had Shaun of the Dead, Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil and The Cabin in the Woods to help restore the balance.

 

If I’ve talked about movies rather than books, it’s because I don’t really read humorous horror novels. The last one that I read that might come under that description was Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. I’d admit a debt to Douglas Adams perhaps and to Gaiman, but I didn’t have comedy horror in mind when I started work on Gape. It was just the result of that strangely natural union between the two forms. Life in all its forms has to be laughed at; else, to use the cliché, you end up crying (or screaming!).

 

Gape by Aiden Truss

 

Synopsis:

When Rose woke up in her favourite shop doorway, she was resigned to yet another day of hunger, struggle and abuse. This was life on the streets after all.

 

What she wasn’t prepared for was a visit from a demon, an invitation back to his temporally insubstantial sanctuary, and forced to take sides in a battle involving most of the denizens of hell. Oh, and a boat trip down the river Thames.

 

After a disappointing start to the day, things were about to get a bit more interesting…

 

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AidenAiden Truss is a forty one year-old geek who still thinks that he’s twenty-one. Despite never having grown up, he’s now been married for twenty four years and has two sons who have grown up against all odds to be strangely well adjusted.

Aiden spends his time flitting between high and low culture: he holds an MA in Cultural and Critical Studies and can often be seen stalking the galleries and museums of London, but also likes watching WWE, listening to heavy metal music, collecting comic books and playing classic video games.

Aiden lives in Kent, England and Gape is his first novel.

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