As a lot of green-thumbers out there seem to be planning and prepping for their Spring gardens, this month’s batch of horoscopes digs into which plants are most likely to be sprouting up in your own garden of dark delights!
(Disclaimer: Please note that these mock horoscopes, and any other information included within, are meant for entertainment only, and are not meant to be taken as actual advice, past/present/future predictions, or in any factual, accurate, scientific, or truthful context. Also, not being an expert on horticulture or other areas included in these fiction-based horoscopes, and any mistakes in the plant/tree representations are my non-horticultural-expert own. Still, it should be said that these plants may be highly toxic and poisonous and can harm not only people, but pets/animals as well—not to mention potentially invasive and/or non-native. Use caution, do your own research, and consult an expert if you decide you want to plant any of these potentially poisonous/venomous plants! And definitely, absolutely don’t consume them!)