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Epeolatry Book Review: The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan

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Title: The Eye of the World (The Wheel of Time, Book 1)
Author: Robert Jordan
Genre: Epic Fantasy
Publisher: Tor Books
Release Date: November 15th, 1990

Synopsis:

Soon to be an original series starring Rosamund Pike as Moiraine!

Robert Jordan’s #1 New York Times bestselling epic fantasy series, The Wheel of Time®, continues.

The Wheel of Time turns and Ages come and pass. What was, what will be, and what is, may yet fall under the Shadow.

Let the Dragon ride again on the winds of time.

The Wheel of Time turns and Ages come and go, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth returns again. In the Third Age, an Age of Prophecy, the World and Time themselves hang in the balance. What was, what will be, and what is, may yet fall under the Shadow.

When The Two Rivers is attacked by Trollocs-a savage tribe of half-men, half-beasts- five villagers flee that night into a world they barely imagined, with new dangers waiting in the shadows and in the light.

I first came across and tried to read Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time series well over a decade ago. I worked as a fry cook in downtown Seattle and filled the hours to and from work on the city bus reading. I made it into book five before getting distracted and dropping the series.

That is, until the upcoming Amazon Prime series rekindled my interest. Plus, after all this time, I wanted to know what happened after book five.

On my second time around, after reading many other books and becoming a writer myself, the story reads differently for me. It’s amazing how a person’s tastes can change so much over a decade.

This book introduces a typical “chosen one” prophesy about someone who will save the world from a great evil. I know this sounds cliché but stick with me. This chosen one is one of the teenage boys from a small village in the Two Rivers. A strange woman who wields magic arrives looking for a subject of the prophesy. When a horde of monstrous humanoids arrive, Rand (one of these teenage boys) and his friends must flee with woman, and the book follows their adventures as they try and get to safety.

Yes, this sounds like half of the fantasy on the shelves today, but the simplified plot isn’t the main pull. Robert Jordan has built a complex world for this adventure to run through. Varying political interests vie for power with different ideas of how to handle those who brandish magic.

There are some problematic elements to the story. The two-sided gender-based magic system seems a little dated at this point. Also, many of the female characters are one sided. For example, Nynaeve, the village wisdom from the Two Rivers, is constantly angry and tugs on her braids when she is upset. There also many scenes where women cross their arms under their breasts when scorning a man.

Still, this is a wonderful book which has influenced the full landscape of modern fantasy writing.

I give it 5 out of 5 stars. A modern classic.

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Epeolatry Book Review: Transmuted by Eve Harms

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Title: Transmuted
Author: Eve Harms
Genre: Horror
Publisher: Unnerving
Release Date: 15th July, 2021

Synopsis: Her doctor is giving her the body of his dreams…and her nightmares.
Isa is a micro-celebrity who rarely shows her face, and can’t wait to have it expertly ripped off and rearranged to look more feminine. When a successful fundraiser makes her gender affirming surgery possible, she’s overjoyed—until she has to give up all her money to save her dying father.
Crushed by gender dysphoria and the pressure of disappointing her fans who paid for a new face, she answers a sketchy ad seeking transgender women for a free, experimental feminization treatment. The grotesquely flawless Dr. Skurm has gruesome methods, but he gets unbelievable results, and Isa is finally feeling comfortable in her skin. She even gains the courage to ask out her crush: an alluring and disfigured alchemy-obsessed artist named Rayna.
But Isa’s body won’t stop changing, and she’s going from super model to super mutant. She has to discover the secret behind her metamorphosis—before the changes are irreversible, and she’s an unwanted freak forever.
TRANSMUTED is an outrageous and unapologetically queer body horror tale that will leave you gasping, giggling, and gagging for more. Experience the freaky thrills of TRANSMUTED today!

That synopsis sums things up perfectly. It’s a wild ride. Transmuted is Eve Harms brand new novella and is her best work yet.

This story is horrifying in all of the right ways. Isa, our protagonist, is saving up for FFS (facial feminization surgery), until she had to give up the money to save her terminally ill father. But then she sees an ad for a new, experimental process that won’t cost her a penny. It’s too good to be true, right? But what other option does she have?

We ride along as this experimental process morphs Isa into her ideal feminine shape. But the changes do not stop there. There is a scene a bit over halfway through that will forever be burned into my brain: the most insane scene I will probably ever read.

I really have no complaints about this one. The imagery is visceral and gut wrenching throughout. It was a great time, and the pacing continues to accelerate until you are rocketed into space by the ending.

Be sure to check this one out. I know I look forward to future titles from Eve Harms.

I give this one a 4.5 out of 5 stars.

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Epeolatry Book Review: Creatures of Clay by Patrick Moody

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Title: Creatures of Clay
Author: Patrick Moody
Genre: YA Horror
Publisher: DBND Publishing
Release Date: 25th June, 2021

Synopsis: Welcome to Stark Falls, New Hampshire, 1985.

A quaint, wholesome town, where couples picnic on the green, kids hang at the malt shop and drive-ins, and neighborhood potlucks are the place to be. White picket fences line well-manicured lawns, and evening concerts at the bandstand fill the town with the sound of joy.

But in the summer of ’85, the residents of Stark Falls will know fear.

A monster is on the loose.

A monster that may not be of this world.

Tensions are high in Stark Falls: a shop keeper mourns his lost son, someone has defaced the local synagogue, and something is attacking community members leaving behind a ton of mud at the crime scenes! The Crypt Crew, a group of local kids made up of Quinn, a Jewish boy, and his friends, work together to crack the case.

Creatures of Clay is the upcoming YA Horror novel from Patrick Moody, and it is a ton of fun. It brought back fond memories of afternoons curled up on the couch with a Goosebumps book as a preteen. I would happily give this to any burgeoning monster hound ready to graduate to something a bit meatier than R.L. Stine’s more formulaic chapter books. This hit so many sweet spots: the main protagonist is an underrepresented minority, everyone loves a creature feature, plus I learned a bit about Jewish folklore.

Some things about it were a little predictable, but I think this still works fine, especially since this is for a YA audience. Win, win, win.

So, if you’re looking for a feel good, small-town, coming-of-age adventure with monsters and a splash of 80’s nostalgia, look no further than Creatures of Clay. I definitely see this as the start of a great YA adventure series. I hope we will see more of the Crypt Crew in the future.

I give this 3.75 out of 5 stars. 

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Epeolatry Book Review: You Know It’s True by J.R. Hamantaschen

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Title: You Know It’s True
Author: J.R. Hamantaschen
Genre: Horror
Publisher: West Pigeon Press
Release Date: 6th Feb, 2021

Synopsis: Twelve Stories of Truly Dark Fiction

Acclaimed throughout the underground horror world and having come seemingly out of nowhere, J.R. Hamantaschen built a reputation based solely on the quality of his stories. He returns to the short story genre and finishes what he started with his last collection of horror fiction, containing some of his most innovative, unsettling, and uncompromising tales.

 

You Know It’s True, is J.R. Hamantaschen’s fourth collection of weird horror short fiction. I’ve wanted to check out Hamantaschen’s work since an acquaintance brought his work to my attention a few months back. So, when offered the chance to review his newest collection, I jumped at the opportunity.

These stories are extremely heavy. Each tale deals with differing aspects of the existential dread haunting the human condition. Topics range from suicide and its effects on family, adult situation addiction and its relations to self-isolation, and violence against animals, children, and the elderly; most of this accompanied by an unusual twist that will leave your head spinning. This work is not for the faint of heart. Every aspect of this book is strange and intriguing, including the introduction, the copyright page, and the explanatory notes following each story.

Stand out stories were the first two of the collection: ‘I Should Have Been a Pair of Ragged Claws / Scuttling Across the Floors of Silent Seas’ and ‘House Katz’. These tales both packed a real emotional gut punch, and I still find myself thinking of them days and weeks after reading.

The rest of the collection is well written, but for one reason or another, each of the remaining accounts just weren’t for me. A couple were a touch too mundane, while others played too close to the barrier of what I feel comfortable reading (and shattered that barrier in some cases). This is not necessarily a terrible thing. I know many readers with much a stronger stomach than I for exploration of the taboo.

If you love the pessimism and nihilism of Thomas Ligotti but want something a touch more edgy, this is the book for you.

Overall I give this collection a 2.5 out of 5.

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