Recent Places To Submit
Ongoing Submissions: Short Story Collections
Payment: Unsure, probably negotiated
MASTHEAD
Publisher: Victor David Giron
Editor-In-Chief: Richard Thomas
Senior Editor: Jacob S. Knabb
Publicity: Ben Tanzer
Copy Editor: Carrie Gaffney
Graphic Design: Alban Fischer
GENRES
Neo-noir, fantasy, science fiction, horror, literary, magical realism, transgressive, crime, surrealism, and the grotesque. Everything we like has an elevated perspective, a literary voice, so whatever the genre, avoid the expected, the formulaic, the same old stories and voices. Memoir and poetry will be a very hard sale but we’re not saying 100% no yet—the same for YA/NA.
WHAT WE DON’T WANT
Erotica, romance, most non-fiction, and classic fantasy (dragons, trolls, swords), classic science fiction (spaceships, time travel), and classic horror (same old monsters and cheap thrills).
AUTHORS WE LIKE
Brian Evenson, Neil Gaiman, Dennis Lehane, Jim Thompson, Stephen Graham Jones, Craig Clevenger, Lindsay Hunter, China Mieville, Will Christopher Baer, Stephen King, Peter Straub, Clive Barker, Jack Ketchum, Chelsea Cain, Roxane Gay, Chuck Palahniuk, xTx, Paul Tremblay, Craig Davidson, Holly Goddard Jones, Paula Bomer, Matt Bell, Jac Jemc, Kate Zambreno, Amy Hempel, Kyle Minor, Mary Miller, Benjamin Percy, Shannon Cain, Donald Ray Pollock, Kio Stark, Alan Heathcock, Lidia Yuknavitch, Monica Drake, Kealan Patrick Burke, Tina May Hall, Ethel Rohan, Roy Kesey, Nik Korpon, Amber Sparks, Cormac McCarthy, Jayne Anne Phillips, Denis Johnson, Mary Gaitskill, Joyce Carol Oates, Tim O’Brien, Flannery O’Connor, A.M. Homes, Ron Rash, Sara Gran, Daniel Woodrell, Toni Morrision, George Saunders, Haruki Murakami, Bret Easton Ellis, Hunter S. Thompson, David Foster Wallace, Blake Butler, Steve Erickson, Philip K. Dick, and William Gay. Eclectic, for sure, but hopefully you can see the common thread.
LENGTH
We are currently looking for short story collections of at least 40,000 words (with 10-20% unpublished) and novels that are around 60,000 words, no more than 80,000. Word count will never be a reason we reject a collection or novel, it’s always about the writing. These are just guidelines.
SUBMISSIONS
Hit us up at Submittable, and yes, we take simultaneous submissions. Standard format—Times New Roman, 12-point, 1 inch margins, .25 inch indents on first lines, separate your breaks/scenes with a glyph (*) or (***) or (#), page numbers lower right, name and contact information upper left, etc. We prefer Word .doc or .docx. We’ll try to get back to you as soon as we can, hopefully in 30-60 days.
[via: The Dark House Press.]
Taking Submissions: The Sirens Call: The Bug Issue!
Deadline: May 31st 2013
Payment: Digital Copy
The Bug Issue – Issue #09
It’s an infestation!
No, really – the June 2013 issue of The Sirens Call eZine will be infested with nothing but BUG stories because that’s all we’re accepting this time! Since creepy crawlies come in many shapes and sizes, make sure your story has at least six legs to stand on.
Horrify us but don’t imagine the bug; your story must revolve around an insect of minuscule or mutated proportions that could be found in nature.
Deadline: May 31, 2013
Sirens Call Publications is currently accepting submissions for our bi-monthly e-zine, focusing on edgy & dark fiction including Horror, Fantasy, Science Fiction, and Suspense genres.
All contributors will receive a free PDF copy of the issue that their work is featured in.
We welcome short stories (1000 – 2500 words), flash fiction (300 – 500 words), and dark poetry.
Artwork, photography and literary reviews are also accepted.
Interviews with both up and coming or established authors will also be featured. Take advantage of this superb opportunity to gain exposure for your work and email submissions@sirenscallpublications.com with your submissions, or contacting mail@sirenscallpublications.com with any queries.
We ask for one time publication rights only; stories that are previously published elsewhere are accepted provided that you hold the rights to them.
[via: Siren's Call Publications.]
Six Hundred Sixty Six Bottles of Blood on the Wall: New Friends and Old Friends

Last week I said I had two stories to tell and that I’d tell the second one this week unless something awesome happened. Well, guess what? Something awesome happened. But since I love you all I’m going to give you both and I’m going to try and do it fast. You’ve got writing to do right?
The awesome thing that happened was that my story “Smoke” got picked up by the horror fiction podcast known as The Wicked Library. I wrote about podcasts a while back and the host of that show, Nelson Pyles, contacted me. I was unaware of his podcast at the time. He emailed me after the blog I wrote and I checked it out. It’s fantastic. He does a great job. I decided to submit and see what happened. I sent him a few stories and he picked “Smoke” and said that my stuff is “gleefully brutal.” I desperately want to publish a book so that I can put that blurb on the cover.
I would say this even if my story wasn’t featured, but since it is I’ll put it in caps: GO CHECK OUT THE WICKED LIBRARY. It is on par with all the others that I’ve listened to and deserves more recognition.
That said, my story does happen to headline (it’s the only story, I just didn’t want to use “featured” twice in 3 sentences and couldn’t think of a synonym) TWL’s current episode. Episode 213. Nelson does a great job reading the stories, reads them in character, which is impressive considering that he reads every week. Other fiction podcasts, Tales to Terrify and Pseudopod, for example, have hosts, but said hosts rarely read the stories, they have voice actors. Nothing wrong with that, but it’s cool that Nelson does most/all of it himself. Nelson reads it and sells it and nails it every week. In addition to his vocal skills, he does a good job of mixing creepy sounds and background music to fit the tone and pace of the story. Go listen to “Smoke” and tell me I’m wrong. And then listen to all the other episodes. All that I’ve listened to are pretty damn good.
Just as an aside, ya boi here at HorrorTree, KGSL, that’s me in case you’ve forgotten, is the first author ever to bring the baddassery/obscenity so hard that “Smoke” is the only story at The Wicked Library to carry a WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT label. I have never been more proud and my mother has never been more ashamed.
In addition to excellent audio treatment, episode 213 also got fantastic artwork. My first cover art as a writer actually, and I’m in love with it. The artist’s name is Maddie Von Stark (@maddievonstark) and she does beautiful work every week.
I encourage you to check out my episode and some of the others. Head over to www.facebook.com/thewickedlibrary and give it a spin. You’ll probably recognize names like Jessica McHugh, C. Bryan Brown, and Rose Blackthorn as fellow Wicked Library alumni. TWL even had a story by Joe Landsdale on last month, but that one was only available for a limited time. I’m honored to add my name to that list.
If you’ve got the itch and want to hear someone read your story out loud, send submissions to thewickedlibrary@gmail.com I speak from very recent and weird experience when I say that hearing your story read aloud and with such incredible production is fucking surreal. I hope it’s not too arrogant or masturbatory to say that I listened to it four times in a row that first night, pacing back and forth in this hotel room, pumping my fist, laughing and grinning ear to fucking ear. If you give it a listen, I hope you have the same experience.
My interaction with Nelson, TWL, and Maddie was nothing less than the best. I’d love to work with them again in the future. Call me anytime guys. I’m in. And I hope you all take the time to seek them out.
And here is a crude transition. This paragraph. This is it. We are shifting gears hard. Stay with me.
A couple days after I met Joe Hill I went to the bookstore. For those of you that don’t know, I’m writing this from Disney World. That’s a story in itself, but not for today. Not to mention I’ve got a million new story ideas from this trip. The “It’s a Small World” ride is the creepiest fucking thing I’ve ever experienced. That ride eats Jack Ketchum’s entire body of work for a mid-morning snack.
Anyway, before I left I went to Half Price Books (I buy new sometimes, don’t judge me) to get some new shit to take with me on the plane and to read by the pool when there were no chicks around to creep out. I got two books by Jeff Strand and a graphic novel by Garth Ennis. Those books have nothing to do with this story.
In the bookstore, I thought I recognized a guy I hadn’t seen in years. I figured I’d either be right and look cool or wrong and look like a doosh but I wanted to know. As y’all probably all know by now, I’m not scared to roll the dice.
I said something. On rare occasions I am right. This was a rare occasion.
It was an old buddy from college. His name is Kyle Johnson. He just had a story called “I am the Box, the Box is Me,” on Pseudopod about a month ago. I shared a few fiction workshops back in the day with him and another writer, Douglas F. Warrick, who will join the story in a minute.
So I’m talking to Kyle and we’re looking at the horror anthology section at Half Price Books and he’s like “Hey, holy shit,” and I’m like “what?” And then he reaches down and grabs a book off the shelf and opens it.
“Yep. I thought this looked familiar,” he said laughing. And there’s his name right in the table of contents with Jack Ketchum and Gary Braunbeck. He’s a real humble guy and the book is a few years old and it was all genuine. I was like “No shit.” I thought he was joking. He wasn’t. He said that was one of the first stories he ever sold. Man, I wish I would’ve been that serious way back then.
I ran into him at about 8:30 and the story closed at 10. We talked until they kicked us out. It felt good. Then as we were leaving he said he was going to meet Doug for a beer and invited me along.
I went. So glad I did.
Here’s the thing about writing. It’s a lonely fucking job. No one really gives a shit what you’re doing and even if they do, it’s almost impossible to explain to a non-writer. It sucks. Sure, you’ve got friends online, but at least for me, real, tangible conversations with fellow writers, especially good ones like these two are impossible to find. I jumped at the chance and we had a blast.
I won’t bore you with all the details but I’ll give you the bullet points. First off these two are best friends and they’re awesome guys. They both went to South Korea to teach English for a couple years. They’re back now, and they told me different stories about their experiences there. We also got to talk process, craft, conventions, publishing, authors we love (they both introduced me to Kealan Burke, I’m 20% into KIN and it’s awesome) authors we don’t love (I’ll take this knowledge to my grave) and how much all three of us detest the term “genre.”
Doug talked about writing and preparing his own collection “Plow the Bones” out now from Apex. I was hoping to finish it before I wrote this, but I’ve still got about three stories left. It’s incredible. Like literally. He builds worlds and uses rich language to paint powerful, beautiful, haunting and thought-provoking metaphors and darkly fantastic stories. It gets my recommendation. My Amazon review is coming soon. He promised he’d sign it for me the next time I see him. Kyle talked about co-writing with Maurice Broaddus, also known as the “Sinister Minister” for a story in a collection called “Glitter and Mayhem.” I haven’t read it yet, but it’s on my list. I know they’ll deliver.
It’s refreshing and motivating to spend time with other people passionate about writing. When I knew them years ago, they were and I wasn’t. I didn’t get it back then. Still don’t, at least not like they do, but I’m learning and getting more involved every day. I was always jealous of them back then. I shouldn’t have been, I should’ve just taken it all more seriously. Completely my fault.
But now I’ve got the drive and I’m still jealous of them, but it’s a good jealous. The best kind of jealous. An “I wish I would’ve gotten my shit together a lot sooner can you help me with what I missed” kind of jealous. And I couldn’t ask for two nicer, more helpful, motivating guys to sit around and have a beer and talk shop with. Even though I hadn’t seen them in years, that didn’t matter. We didn’t even really stay in touch much on Facebook and shit. A comment here and there and that was it, but that night last week, we reconnected and we plan to stay connected. We’re all pretty damn serious about this writing stuff and banding together is beneficial. Writing aside, we share interests. We talked WWE for like an hour and we laughed and we laughed.
GOOD SHIT!
We all live in Dayton, and there’s a lot of great writing coming out of Dayton. Shocking, but true. I hope we can stick together and keep it moving stronger, faster, better and bloodier from here.
Thanks guys, those drinks and that conversation meant a lot to me. I can’t wait to do it again.
To all of you reading this, I’m sure you all have writer friends, but if you don’t have any close to you that you can meet up with in person, try and reconnect with old ones or go out and make some new ones. Friendship goes a LONG way in writing and it’s nice to have it up close and personal as well as scattered across the world.
If you wanna make a new writer friend swing by New World Horror – Kerry G.S. Lipp or send me an email newworldhorror@gmail.com. I won’t be a dick. And don’t forget to check out The Wicked Library, “Plow the Bones” and “Glitter and Mayhem.” Good times will be had by all.
I don’t usually sound like a marketing machine so indulge me this time and I promise I won’t be waiting in the backseat of your car.
Keep reading, keep writing, keep it real, and get me the fuck out of Disney World, (mom and dad if you’re reading this that’s a joke, I’ve had a blast, can’t thank you enough and love you with all my heart)
KGSL
Ongoing Submissions: Horror d’oeuvres

Payment: All authors will receive 5 cents per word payable on initial publication, plus 1 free copy of all print editions their work appears in. In addition, authors will get a complimentary lifetime subscription to the Horror d’oeuvres site.
Size limit: 99-999 words
Acquisitions Editor: Shane Staley
DarkFuse is now accepting original micro-fiction (flash fiction) for its website Horror d’oeuvres (http://www.horrordoeuvres.com) and it’s anthology series published under the same name. Before submitting, please make sure your work fits ALL of the following criteria:
(1) Manuscript must be between 99 and 999 words
(2) Story is dark fiction (dark element to the plot). Thriller, horror, suspense, crime, bizarre.
(3) Fiction is original, never before published in any form
(4) Manuscript is not submitted (or will be submitted) elsewhere during our review process
(5) No multiple submissions in each category (only one flash fiction story at a time)
Rights
If accepted, DarkFuse acquires lifetime rights for web (each story will be archived for the life of the site) and first worldwide anthology rights for both print and eBook. DarkFuse does not take any film rights or other media. Year’s Best Anthologies are excluded from these rights, meaning that if your work would be accepted in the major year’s best anthos (edited by Ellen Datlow, Stephen Jones, etc.), then it would be free to be reprinted in those specific publications.
Publication
The initial publication will be on our website Horror d’oeuvres (http://www.horrordoeuvres.com). This website is a subscriber-based / members-only site, so your work will not be accessible to the general public—only to paid subscribers). DarkFuse will also be publishing stories in an anthology series to be published in eBook and a best-of anthology published in eBook and paperback.
Payment
All authors will receive 5 cents per word payable on initial publication, plus 1 free copy of all print editions their work appears in. In addition, authors will get a complimentary lifetime subscription to the Horror d’oeuvres site.
Response Time
You will receive our decision within 6 months of submission. Rejections will be sent via e-mail form letter (we do not have the staff to provide a critiquing service).
Acceptances will be delivered via a personal e-mail from the editor.
Tips
DarkFuse is best known for its quality fiction. This isn’t the easiest market to break into, so please bring your best work.
Always provide us with a clean, well-formatted manuscript with your name, address and other standard information on the cover page or header.
The fiction is always our top priority, but during our final cuts we also look for authors who know how to market their work. Having a clean, informative author website will have a positive effect on final decisions. Also, providing an interesting marketing synopsis will go a long way.
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The following information MUST be included with your submission:
Your bio
Your website URL
You can submit at Dark Fuse’s Submittable.
Taking Submissions: Untitled Contemporary Undead – Horror Anthology
Deadline: Open until full
Payment: Author compensation, upon publication, will be one contributor’s copy of the anthology as well as discounted copies for purchase by the authors.
Call for Submissions: Sunbury Press Horror Anthology Sunbury Press (www.SunburyPress.com) is preparing to publish a horror anthology with a title to be determined sometime in 2013. The book will be edited by horror author Thomas M. Malafarina.
The theme for this as yet unnamed anthology is Contemporary Undead — stories involving zombies, vampires and spirits or all kinds set in the present day.
Since these subjects have been done to death (so to speak), we’re looking for a fresh and unique approach in your stories. We want tales that will disturb and horrify and keep the reader dying for more.
We want terrifying villains and not wimpy love-starved pitiful characters who are burdened with teen angst. We want our monsters to be monsters with no qualms about who they are or what they do. The lion doesn’t spend time feeling sorry for his prey.
Author compensation, upon publication, will be one contributor’s copy of the anthology as well as discounted copies for purchase by the authors.
Sunbury Press may need to keep your story for the entire reading-period, but may not be able eventually to accept it depending on the timing of other acceptable stories being submitted during the period.
Please do not call us about your submission. You can check the status of your submission by checking here online.
Note: Manuscripts not meeting Submission Guidelines or the Manuscript Format Requirements will be disqualified.
Submission Guidelines:
Must be submitted electronicly no hardcopy submissions accepted;
Stories should be between 2,000 and 6,000 words;
All stories must be new and original; no reprints accepted;
Stories cannot be previously published in any form;
No simultaneous or multiple submissions;
No fan fiction or stories involving any such copy protected characters;
Stories must written in third person;
Must be 18 and older to submit to this anthology;
Graphic scenes are not discouraged as long as integral to the story. Try to keep language PG 13. No gore-porn, hard-core porn or unwarranted cruelty to animals or children will be accepted;
The accepted stories will all be published with the author’s correct by-line.
Manuscript Format Requirements:
Manuscripts should be double spaced;
12pt Bookman Old Style and use Italics;
Bold or Underline as required;
1″ Margins;
Left Justified (Align Text Left);
No Extra Spaces Between Paragraphs;
1/2″ Tabbed Indents;
Section Breaks Marked With Centered *** ;
Title half way down the first page, BYLINE/WRITING AS NAME below the title;
No Headers or Footers, No Page Numbers;
Use Italics instead of underline or _this_ or *this* ;
Use “double quotation marks” instead of ‘single quotation marks’ for speech;
You can submit at Sanbury Press Submittable.
Ongoing Submissions: SQ Magazine

Payment: SQ Mag pays US$15 per story. For stories that are serialized, SQ Mag will pay US$15 for each edition the serial appears.
Submissions
Fiction
We are a quality speculative fiction ezine. We strive to publish five or six stories (excluding serial entries) every two months. We also aim to publish each of the following genres in each edition:
1. Science Fiction
2. Fantasy
3. Horror (not common motifs like vampires or zombies as a rule, and we are predisposed toward subtle dark stories, those that are powerful and unique)
We are a magazine for mature readers, so we do publish language, sex and violence, but they have to be highly pertinent to the story.
We are an international publication, and strive to publish authors from varied nationalities, and we are committed to presenting stories in the spelling conventions of the
We do not publish fan fiction or stories that are derivative from work already published, in any media and format.
We do not accept simultaneous or multiple submissions. We will not publish fiction that has already been published (reprints) – on occasion we will solicit reprints.
Flash fiction to novelette in size (less than 17,500 words) are accepted. We will publish few pieces that are in the extremes of this spectrum. Novelettes may be accepted for serial publication, but we would be normally accepting just one such beast per year.
Illustrations
We love good illustrations and are on the lookout for covers for each of our editions, and illustrations that may enrich our fiction. Please see our guidelines for fiction (above) as an indicator of subject matter we are after.
We normally pay US$50 per illustration. However, we will provide prominent credit to the artist, and are more than happy to display a link to the artists’ sites. A contract will be asked to be signed that simply gives us license to display the image on our site. We also ask that the best of the six covers for the year be used to illustrate the cover of that year’s anthology, with citation given.
Poetry
We do not accept submissions. On occasion we may solicit pieces.
Payment
SQ Mag pays US$15 per story. For stories that are serialized, SQ Mag will pay US$15 for each edition the serial appears. We don’t pay any staff members of the zine. We are new and are following the model that as we grow and improve SQ Mag’s business, we hope to get to the stage where we can start paying contributors at a semi-pro rate. In the meantime we offer good exposure and additions to CVs – authors and artists included. Regardless of our current contributor payment status, we strive for excellence in production.
As part of the contributors’ contract, SQ Mag reserves the right to publish the story in a ‘best of’ anthology the next year (see Legals below)
Fiction – Legals
It is very important that authors understand what the legalities of publishing with us entails. Below is a download of our standard contract, to fully appreciate the details.
The key messages are as follows:
The author gets a token payment for having a story published in SQ Mag, including (if chosen) in the annual Anthology.
The author will give SQ Mag First World Serial and First World Electronic Rights. That is, we are the first to publish the story in a magazine and in any electronic form of the ezine.
The author cannot publish the story in any form for six months following the story being published in SQ Mag. It can stay in SQ Mag indefinitely, but the author has the right to ask for it to be withdrawn any time after 6 months (noting point 4 below).
The author gives the rights to SQ Mag to publish the story in a single title anthology, in print and ebook formats, indefinitely, if SQ Mag chooses. Author whose story is published in the anthology will get a complementary print copy, and royalty payments following the sale of 150 royalty-attracting units.
SQ Mag agrees to make sure that the editing process is carried out in close consultation with the author, and states clearly that very minor editing (consistency and spelling/grammar) can be carried out.
Submission Process
You can only submit through the Submittable system, accessed by clicking here.
Stories must adhere closely to the guidelines recommended by William Shunn in his Proper Manuscript Format article. We are not associated with William Shunn in any way.
Stories must be submitted in RTF format. Most word processing programs have this ‘save as’ option.
We will endeavor to provide the author with a response within 4 weeks. SQ Mag reserves the right to consider any submissions made 14 days from publication date for the subsequent edition.
Queries can be made to sqsubmissions(at)ifwgpublishing.com – submissions made through this address will automatically be rejected and remain unread.
Art submissions can be made through the queries address
Ongoing Submissions: Psychopomp

Payment: Exposure Only
PSYCHOPOMP
A quarterly anthology of varied fiction fashioned as a platform for both new and established authors.
Debuting in September 2012, Psychopomp’s goal has always been to promote authors, poets, and artists and feature expressive stories that are unique to each issue.
Published by Artifice Comics for both Kindle and other ebook readers, each volume costs a meagre $1.00, an admission price used to bolster funds for promotion and distribution of the anthology with a future goal of building a stable of creator owned, creator published titles to wow future audiences.
Submission Guidelines:
All stories to be submitted through email with the subject SUBMISSION: TITLE, AUTHOR, WORD COUNT in .doc, .docx, .odt or .rtf format to psychopomp@artificecomics.com.
Word count for short stories to be between 1,000 and 7,500 words. There is no word count for poetry submissions.
Please include a brief author summary and introduction to your piece and, if possible a link to your website in the email.
By submitting fiction to Psychopomp, you grant us exclusive electronic rights for 6 months, non-exclusive print anthology rights for 24 months.
Relating to the later publication of pieces previously accepted for inclusion within Psychopomp, please be aware that larger publishers may be reluctant to accept submissions that have appeared as part of an indie publication or on the internet. This will in turn limit chances of its appearance in such an anthology or the financial renumeration provided for it as it will be considered a reprint.
Please be certain that you are aware of this situation prior to submitting to Psychopomp
We aim to review all pieces within 48 hours however sometimes this is not possible. Please leave seven working days before inquiring as to the status of your submission.
Psychopomp is at present a non-paying market with all funds generated from publication of the anthology being used for the promotion of individual works by the authors involved.
Please inquire regarding reprints. Psychopomp does not accept simultaneous submissions or multiple submissions.
[via: Artifice Comics.]
Taking Submissions: Monster Hunter – Doomsday
Deadline: September 15th 2013
Payment: $25
MONSTER HUNTER – DOOMSDAY
Reading Period: 3/15/13 through 9/15/13
Tentative Publication Date: November 2013
Payment: $25.00, payable upon publication for First Worldwide Print and Electronic rights.
Word Limits: 2000 to 6000 words.
Submissions will only be accepted as DOC (Word) or RTF formats, submitted through our submissions link.
Genres Accepted: Dark Fiction, Horror and Sci-Fi. No Fantasy or poetry accepted at this time.
Original, unpublished work only. No reprints, please!
No simultaneous subs (submitting to emby and another press at the same time).
No multiple subs, please (keeping in mind that I will notify all authors as soon as possible if a story is declined so that they may submit that story to another market and hopefully submit another story to our book).
Please read and follow our submission guidelines.
“The outbreak spread faster than anyone could have imagined. By the time we realized the true extent of the threat, the only choice left was to hit back with everything we had – to go for broke…”
Be it a zombie apocalypse. a vampire uprising or an alien invasion, there does come a time when no option is “off the table”. This anthology is about those stories.
Give us a giant un-stoppable monster, or a demonic cult that has been building secretly for decades; a lycanthropic epidemic or a xeno-morph infestation. And answer it with a full military response.
As BLOOD TRAILS will document the intense emotional connection between characters, DOOMSDAY is your chance to cut loose and fill a story full of miniguns, drones and if necessary, nukes (it is the only way to be sure). Let action be your inspiration – picture this as if it were a script for an 80′s blockbuster.
As with BLOOD TRAILS, DOOMSDAY marks the first volume of a trilogy, so you may tell a single story, or you may build a world in which a three story arc can take place.
In addition to the payment listed ($25 per story) each author accepted will receive a patch.
Deadline for stories is 9/15/13. Let the chaos and mayhem begin.
[via: Emby Press.]
Six Hundred Sixty Six Bottles of Blood on the Wall: Meeting Joe Hill

Thank you all for the excellent response that my three part “things I’ve learned” series received. I got a couple emails, it got retweeted and few new people joined the ranks over at New World Horror – Kerry G.S. Lipp on Facebook. I hope I entertained and informed you all and thank you. I appreciate it. I know they ran a little long, much longer than my usual nonsense, but thanks for sticking it out, and I’ll keep it short this week.
Two pretty cool things happened to me in the last week, but to keep it short I’ll tell you about one this week and unless something bonkers happens in the next week, I’ll give you the second story then. They both involve meeting, and in the case of the second story, spending an evening with a few fellow writers.
So first story, here we go.

I met Joe Hill last Sunday. Joe was on a book tour supporting his newest effort NOS4A2. It’s good sized novel. I’m about 150 pages in and I’m loving it so far. I have no idea how Joe Hill wound up reading and signing at the Books and Co. at the outdoor mall called The Greene in Dayton, Ohio, but I’m sure glad he did.
If you don’t know Joe you should. He’s got two other novels out “Heart Shaped Box” and “Horns.” He’s also got one of the better short story collections I’ve read called “20th Century Ghosts.” And he and Gabriel Rodriguez are the masterminds behind the comic series Locke and Key. That’s the series that got me into graphic novels. It’s pretty damn good. I hesitate to mention this, because his writing more than speaks for itself, but it will come out sooner or later, and most people already know anyway, Joe is the son of the legendary Stephen King.
I went to that con about a month ago, but this was my first time at an actual book signing. It’s a completely different format. Joe was scheduled to go on at 2pm. Books and Co. suggested getting there at 1pm. I did. I didn’t know what kind of turnout he would draw and I wanted to make sure I at least got to hear him talk. I wanted to meet him and get him to sign my book, but I’d gladly trade that just to hear him speak.
Luckily, I got everything I wanted that day.
I’d say somewhere around 200 or so people showed up including Tim Waggoner. So Joe showed up right on time and takes the podium. He cracked a few jokes and then read the prologue of NOS4A2. He probably read for 15 or so minutes and then just went straight into the Q and A. He took questions about everything and encouraged questions about anything. It was pretty informal, but very informative and a lot of fun. Someone even asked him his he preferred hard or soft shell tacos. I don’t remember his answer.
Here’s what I learned about Joe. This guy is a gigantic goofball. He’s a grown up little kid with an endless imagination and the skills to entertain the masses by sharing that imagination. HE LOVES WHAT HE DOES. I MEAN LOVES IT. You can just tell. I’ve seen a few people with similar passion, but no one greater. He was cheesing for the camera in a bunch of pictures with fans, fake getting strangled or fake biting necks. Taking pictures of the crowd and putting them on twitter in the middle of the Q and A. That might sound rude, but it wasn’t, he was never distracted and he did it seamlessly. He gave funny answers to questions and even got into a tangential dialogue about the show Dr. Who with several audience members.
I’d love to relay several of his answers, but I’m only going to give you the most important one that I took from the session. Someone asked him what advice he would give to people wanting to be writers. His answer was not one that I’d ever heard before.
He said something like, paraphrasing here: Don’t get caught up writing a novel or a short story. Don’t focus on word count. All of that can be overwhelming to a veteran and even more so to someone new. Instead go at it like this. Write one good scene every day. It doesn’t matter if they link or not or if it’s the same characters. Then he said once the scenes start piling up, you’ll have your novel or your stories or whatever you want to do with them.
I may not have that exactly right, I wasn’t taking notes, but it’s close, and I think there is a lot of value in that advice. Writing those scenes will give you a sense of accomplishment and even if they don’t come anywhere close to linking at the time; that can always come later. Good advice and different advice from Mr. Joe Hill.
He’s a funny guy too. He knows who is father is and that will always be something he has to deal with. Imagine dealing with that? And Joe shouldn’t have to because his writing is so effing good, read him, but read him because he’s a great writer not because he’s SK’s son.
He handles it VERY well. He puts a funny spin on it. Someone asked something about his dad and Joe’s answer was something like “Well, yeah it kind of runs in my family. My dad’s been taking writing serious lately and he’s showing some promise. We think if he keeps at it, he might see some success in the future.”
The crowd loved him. He put on a great show for us in Dayton, Ohio.
When he started running low on time, he started the lightning round of Q and A. It was hilarious. Someone asks “What was it like writing Throttle with your dad.” Joe’s deadpan answer, “Fun.” And then he takes the next question. Laugh out loud funny the entire time.
I asked him if the rumors about Locke and Key heading to the big screen were true. His answer was “Truish.” Man, I hope so, I’d love to see that series get some great treatment either on the big screen or as an HBO series or something.
After all that was over, he played auction barker, which was pretty funny too. He auctioned off a signed poster for NOS4A2 and it went for like $375. All that money went to a charity to help trouble kids learn to read. That, folks, is what it’s all about. Big thanks to Joe and whoever bought that poster. Very cool.
When that was over he sat down and started signing books. The crowd was patient and so was Joe. He took the time to chat for a minute with each person and did pictures with anyone who wanted one, always a big grin on his face hamming it up. Watching this truly sold me on Joe Hill. Made me realize that I would love to be in his position someday. Doing what I love and being so goddamned happy about it. It was like a revelation.
I went through the line and got picture, a handshake and an autograph. I’ve posted the picture on Facebook and everyone says we look like brothers. Hell, even my own mother said that. I shaved that morning, now I wish I hadn’t. The resemblance would be even stronger. Hopefully my work in fiction will draw more comparisons than our physical appearances. Jesus, I’ve got a long way to go…
I’ll end this post the way I said goodbye to Joe Hill. I thanked him for coming to Dayton. Of all the places he could’ve landed, he came to our city. So to anyone reading this that might’ve happened to be involved: Thank you. Thank you Joe, Books and Co., The Greene, all the fans that turned out, thank you guy who bought that poster for a good cause.
I’m not positive, but I think Dayton was just the first leg of Joe’s tour, so go look it up, if he’s coming near you, I strongly urge you to go and experience the man first hand. You’ll have a great time, might even learn something.
Keep reading, keep writing, and keep it real,
KGSL
Taking Submissions: Blood and Offal; Bone and Sinew
Deadline: Open until full
Payment: Payment is made up of a share of money after deductions and is outlined in the contract notes. Each author gains one share per story.
While being made better is one of the biggest blessings of modern society, and illness isn’t something that we need to fear, there are some things about hospitals that make all of us afraid.
This open call is for all things medicine and medical horror. Whether it’s a wonder drug gone wrong or a doctor trying to conduct experiments, there’s a lot that you can do with this.
The nitty gritty:
We will accept reprints or original pieces. Up to 5000 words, though we’ll accept stories over that if they’re exceptional and fit with the theme.
This anthology will be edited by D Kai Wilson-Viola and has a slot for one more editor, if interested.
The theme is medical horror, but we won’t accept any stories that don’t feature it as a primary theme – anything not related to the story will be edited out.
ALL STORIES submitted will need to be edited – from the time of submission, you should promote the whole project, or the open call you submitted to.
The call will remain open until the anthology is full (between 10 and 20 stories, depending on length).
Payment is made up of a share of money after deductions and is outlined in the contract notes. Each author gains one share per story.
The basics of the contract (there is a specific one issued once it is acknowledged that you’ll accept being edited) are available here.
To Submit
Email kushkakura at Gmail.com with ‘medical Horror’ + Your name + wordcount + date in the subject line. It may take up to six weeks to receive response on your piece, please be patient and understand that I do respect all stories sent to us.
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